Anonymous said: Your phone wouldn't get hacked you're a guy.
While I see what you’re saying, you’re…how do I put this…totally fucking wrong.
Kate Uptons cloud didn’t get hacked Justin Verlander’s did…which is why there’s like 50+ nude pictures of Kate Upton floating around the internet, and also how people found out he’s got side chicks because they’re all there too.
I assume it’s the same with JLaw and the others. So yeah no one wants MY nudes they would want the nudes I’ve GOTTEN.
my phone is like 90% tumblr pictures I’ve downloaded, 5% “Stuff Drake Does” Screencaps, 3% Unsuccessful selfies, and maybe like 1.5% nudes (all dong). So I mean if I got hacked I think the joke would be on them.
Oh the other .5% is Vintage Doge memes.
Anonymous said: So I don't know about your personal life as much as I feel like I should but you reblog a bunch of funny stuff so you seem like a funny dude.
I am a funny dude. This I cannot deny.
Anonymous said: So your icon looks like one of my high school math teachers who was like a good teacher and cool person. But anyway like you seem really cool
I’m the opposite of a math teacher.
Anonymous said: Hear you got a monster dong
I got my magnum condoms. I got my roll of 100s. I’m ready to plow.
Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
i swear to god some people are impressed by anything