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  • Question: You're never going to be happy and you're weird that's why girls reject you. Stop getting your hopes up and just accept you're going to die alone. If a girl is cute enough for you to want to hang out with she's cute enough to get someone better than you. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    If you’re looking for an argument you’re not gonna find one.

    You and I agree on this.

  • Question: Is a girl getting you down bud? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    You gotta be fucking kidding me here……

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wholegrainbitchflakes:

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

boom and there it is

wow, ok

(via babyitaintnothing)

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"Please don’t make fun of me. I just wanted to flirt with you."

- Steve Zissou (via eyegor)
Source: eyegor

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Who needs women when you have movies……

squireboy:

Film (3/?): The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

Why’d you do it? Because of me?
Yeah, but it’s not your fault.

Source: squireboy

Source: mad-salt

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

(via austynrhea)

Source: samkind

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apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

image

(via austynrhea)

Source: apogeesystem

(via austynrhea)

Source: makemestfu

  • Question: Would you ever date someone on tumblr? I like you (: - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Maybe if I hung out with them? As long as it isn’t long distance then there’s always a chance. Someone I’d like to go on a date with HAS a tumblr so.

  • Question: Do you have any regrets? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    I think we all do.

    There are a few regrets about the women In my life. Mostly of unrequited love that never went the way I wanted. But I can’t change those and its probably better I can’t

    I like to say that stuff is leading me to something. I’m not always optimistic though.

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getting 0 notes on a post is like when you try to say something when you’re with a big group of people but they all ignore you and keep talking to each other and you just sort of stand there and you dont know what to do

(via austynrhea)

Source: theanti90smovement

  • Question: Why don't you write on here anymore? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    I’ll give you a few answers:

    • I’m not confident in poetry or prose because I’m an (aspiring) screenwriter. And I mean no one wants to read a screenplay on tumblr.
    • Even if they did, I primarily consider myself a comedian first, introspective romantic second and let’s be honest. Tumblr funny is noooooot real life funny. People wouldn’t like my work as well on here.
    • When I actually do post anything original it’s not well received and I don’t want to annoy anyone by posting more things they don’t like
    • Also, I said the other day I wouldn’t post stuff like that here anymore because it’s not a good medium for it and mostly because the above things. Plus some stuff needs to stay with me for awhile you know?
    • and most importantly, I simply don’t write as much as I should.

  • Question: Anyone you're crushing on this summer? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    No anon, no one I’m “crushing on” in the traditional sense.

    Like there’s no one I want to “take down to the old soda shop for an ice cream cone” or anything.

    but, that being said there are people I would like to know better this summer and there is an immense physical and mental attraction.

    Call it a crush if you want just don’t get your hopes up. Trust me.