I have a lot of interests but please don't expect me to be interesting


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Sep 1, 2014
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Anonymous said: Your phone wouldn't get hacked you're a guy.

While I see what you’re saying, you’re…how do I put this…totally fucking wrong.

Kate Uptons cloud didn’t get hacked Justin Verlander’s did…which is why there’s like 50+ nude pictures of Kate Upton floating around the internet, and also how people found out he’s got side chicks because they’re all there too.

I assume it’s the same with JLaw and the others. So yeah no one wants MY nudes they would want the nudes I’ve GOTTEN.


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Sep 1, 2014
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my phone is like 90% tumblr pictures I’ve downloaded, 5% “Stuff Drake Does” Screencaps, 3% Unsuccessful selfies, and maybe like 1.5% nudes (all dong). So I mean if I got hacked I think the joke would be on them.

Oh the other .5% is Vintage Doge memes.


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gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

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Aug 31, 2014
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Anonymous said: So I don't know about your personal life as much as I feel like I should but you reblog a bunch of funny stuff so you seem like a funny dude.

I am a funny dude. This I cannot deny.


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Aug 31, 2014
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Anonymous said: So your icon looks like one of my high school math teachers who was like a good teacher and cool person. But anyway like you seem really cool

I’m the opposite of a math teacher.


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Aug 31, 2014
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Anonymous said: Hear you got a monster dong

I got my magnum condoms. I got my roll of 100s. I’m ready to plow.


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Aug 31, 2014
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Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

http://cdinkel91.tumblr.com/ask

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Aug 31, 2014
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mariowiki:

Mama Mia

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Aug 31, 2014
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gayisthenewokay:

me on jennifer lawrence’s leaked nudes:

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braviare:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

fear

braviare:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

fear

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Aug 31, 2014
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oddbagel:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

i swear to god some people are impressed by anything

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styles-sprinkle:

Multiply.

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